douchespecs

White-rimmed sunglasses worn by trailer-trash who live the sad illusion that they're celebrities in their own mental prison and look like Elton John in 1974. Usually accompanied by an attitude derived from a Jersey Shore cast member and a '93 Dodge Neon.

"Hey, Phil, see Mike over there?", "Which one's Mike?", "He's the one wearing the douchespecs over there. See?", "Oh, those corny white rim sunglasses?", "No deeh, Ralph. Do you see any other Mike?"

by Hoorf July 18, 2012

douchesense

The ability to detect the presence of a douche-bag.

Dude, my douchesense is tingling.

by manbearpig42 February 23, 2011

Douchepeasant

A person who has no respect your things or your space.

Ty, stop being a douchepeasant.

by _Anonymous._ February 28, 2017

douchespace

When myspace is being gay.

"I hate douchespace."

by Robin Yowass October 28, 2006

Douchepecker

Noun.

When one is being a complete jerk or ass. Typically a man.
Douchebag

Why do you have to be such a douchepecker?

by Halleybug September 5, 2016