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Douchetender 

That douchetender is a self-proclaimed expert of bourbons, but has tried only two of 40 bourbons in the bar.
Douchetender by Gigi S. January 21, 2020

Douchenese 

Yea i cant understand you , i dont speak Douchenese
Douchenese by LBau November 30, 2010

doucheweasel

Someone who is a jerk; someone resembling a vaginal discharge and looks like a weasel
All of my teachers are doucheweasels.
doucheweasel by borderjumper March 10, 2004

Douchesse 

A female douchebag.
Look at the douchesse, she got orange fake tan, fake two tone blond hair and a duck face!
Douchesse by SyllyGrrl1 December 19, 2010

Douchecenso 

A person whom is both a huge douche and lacks common sense.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.
God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.
Douchecenso by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009

Doucheneese 

a nationality that acquires a set of fake testicles, by influence of either alcohol or throne room.
Why does Shinobi being such a prick lately? Why is he constantly bashing mini when he is obviously smaller, and not so KoC savvy?

Well, its cause he is Doucheneese.
Doucheneese by KoC Reaper July 5, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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