douchesense

The ability to detect the presence of a douche-bag.

Dude, my douchesense is tingling.

by manbearpig42 February 23, 2011

Douchetender

A douche bartender

That douchetender is a self-proclaimed expert of bourbons, but has tried only two of 40 bourbons in the bar.

by Gigi S. January 21, 2020

Douchenese

Official Language of the Douche

Yea i cant understand you , i dont speak Douchenese

by LBau November 30, 2010

doucheweasel

Someone who is a jerk; someone resembling a vaginal discharge and looks like a weasel

All of my teachers are doucheweasels.

by borderjumper March 10, 2004

Douchesse

A female douchebag.

Look at the douchesse, she got orange fake tan, fake two tone blond hair and a duck face!

by SyllyGrrl1 December 19, 2010

Douchecenso

A person whom is both a huge douche and lacks common sense.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.

God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.

by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009

Doucheneese

a nationality that acquires a set of fake testicles, by influence of either alcohol or throne room.

Why does Shinobi being such a prick lately? Why is he constantly bashing mini when he is obviously smaller, and not so KoC savvy?

Well, its cause he is Doucheneese.

by KoC Reaper July 5, 2012