"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountainthe other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."
Doucheneck is an extra low cut V neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with attitude directed at everyone. It can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metrosexuality.
A word describing a person that is exceptionally douche-y. In fact they are so douche-y that it is likely that they moved to a douche monastery for three or more years to study the lifestyle and art of douchebaggery, thus making them a douchemonk.
An "apocalypse" of "douches". Occurs when a bunch of douches get together and it seems as if the world is ending. Most often at a party of snooty snoots or a sausagefest.
Mitch: Dude I went to Jarrett's partylast night.
Alec: Oh, was it cool?
Mitch: No it was a huge doucheocalypse.