douchejockey
a master of the douche. this person takes douchebaggery to a whole new level of wtf. they have a knack for "slinging douche" like the skills of a fast paced disc jockey.
douchejockey by el douche-o August 4, 2009
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douchecockery
douchecockery by papaelozo January 21, 2011
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doucherocket
A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.
"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"
doucherocket by jumblebox May 1, 2008
douchemonkey
someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family
:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:
:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:
douchemonkey by FUBAR___BUNDY October 10, 2007
Doucherocketry
Doucherocketry by The Anarchist in the Library March 26, 2011
doucherocket
doucherocket by Alexandra Cannon January 26, 2005
Douchepocket
Douchepocket (noun) A person that is the container of all that is douche. A person that holds allot of doucherie inside of them. Full of douche like a womb. A negative term used to describe a person that is a complete Idiot,prick,moron or asshole.
I carried his bags up three flights of stairs and that douchepocket didn't even say thanks or give me a tip.
Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.
He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.
He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
Douchepocket by Corbinscorner July 5, 2009
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