doucherific 

an act or acts that defines one as a douchebag for life can be described as doucherific. If there are three acts, it can be said to be a doucherific trifecta. Phrase coined by writer Pete Kotz.

Ballenger was charged with battery and sexual battery. He apparently didn't learn from the beatdown, since he was further charged with assaulting an officer, threatening an officer, and threatening an officer's family, a doucherific trifecta.

doucherific by Kelly-TBCRI February 6, 2010

Doucheronic 

When a hipster is a douche simply for the sake of being ironic, therefore being double douchey and therefore being double ironic.

"John was being really doucheronic when he said that every rap album that came out after 1998 sucks."

"I hate doucheronic hipsters."

"Check out Jim's doucheronic attire. He claims it's a fashion statement..."

Doucheronic by stackinturtles January 7, 2010

Douchification 

Douchification: Verb. 1)The act of douchifying something. 2)Causing something to be worthy of being called a douche

Barrack Obamas douchification of the econemy will screw us all in the end.

Douchification by SO84 March 6, 2009

doucheification 

The process that one undergoes when transforming from a normal person into a douche.

Person 1: Hey man, how've you been! It's been years!

Person 2: I just got my 14th Ferrari, a new mansion and several other things which you don't have, and I don't really want to talk to you because I don't want to be seen with someone of such low stature.

Person 1: Wow. So your doucheification is finally complete.

doucheification by Blueman95 January 19, 2012

doucheficial 

A politician who is an official douche.

"Did you hear Al Gore is being accused of unwanted sexual contact?" "Yeah, that guy is a doucheficial."

doucheficial by sarasvati14 June 28, 2010

doucharrifick

someone, something, or someplace that is incredibly douch-like.

Believing what Glen Beck says is fact and not opinion is doucharrifick.

Bill Oreilly is doucharrifick.

doucharrifick by billhicksfan February 12, 2010

Doucheriffic 

Is an adjective describing a douche (piece of crap) doing something terrifically (great or intense).

As in "His urinating in public was so DOUCHERIFFIC, I dumped his ass."

Doucheriffic by Jetset334 September 23, 2009