douchemont

(n) A dirtbag of total douchery. Will Often steal credit for other people's hard work, never on time, calls others dirtbags to deflect their own dirtbagedness. If a Douchemont was in an army, he'd totally fuck his buddies every chance and talk shit behind their backs. Probably takes pills to make them less crazy, but the pills obviously don't work. Enjoys going down dark alleys and sucking off homeless chinese men against their will.

(v) The act of defacating on your disgusting looking, boyish faced wife's lips. After expelling the feces, proceeding to kiss her, open-mouthed, and letting her suck you off, giving yourself "shitty dick." See also "tranny loving sperm guzzling monkey fucking dipshit"

Person A let's a mess accumulate at work, and doesn't appreciate it when other people fix their fuck ups. This makes person A a "douchemont"

by 61n63R June 22, 2011

Douchecuntary

Someone who's a such a douchebag and a cunt that it's complete douchecuntary.

"Hey that guy over there is a such a douchebag fucking twat knobhead cunt."

"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."

by BigdickLJ February 12, 2021

Douchemobile

A car that has been modified with a loud stereo system, loud muffler, and tinted windows. The car will also have lots of stickers such as Monster Energy stickers. The owners dress like real douches and tend to enjoy revving these engines at all hours of the day and night.

What's that noise? Kyle must be leaving in his douchemobile again!

by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019

douchemonk

A word describing a person that is exceptionally douche-y. In fact they are so douche-y that it is likely that they moved to a douche monastery for three or more years to study the lifestyle and art of douchebaggery, thus making them a douchemonk.

Dude you're such a douchemonk!

by johnhoo.com December 4, 2014

DoucheCon

Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.

Check out all the popped collars; it's like "DoucheCon '08".

by popculturista June 13, 2008

douchamonger

Pronounced: (doosh-uh-mong-ur)

One who constantly acts like a douche on epic proportions.

(Douche slaps other guy's books on the ground.)
Guy: Dude...WHAT THE HELL?!
Douche: What?
Guy: Why'd you do that?
Douche: I don't know.
Guy: Freaking douchamonger..

by Pdoany. February 25, 2009

doucheosterone

The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.

Jim seems to be exceptional douche bag today. His doucheosterone must be off the charts.

by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018