doucheomitis 

noun.
A female who continuously rejects a great man for a number one douche. No matter what, the good man does for her, the douche keeps collecting money. She will complain about relationships, money, men, purses, jewelry, etc. The Doucheomitis will also complain about the douche bad and hold on to the real man. It's a disease and women are suffering daily. Professional help is required but not often seeked. Doucheomitis is a common undiagnosed disorder. She will see out a Douche no matter what gem is thrown in her path. Poor, poor, poor darling has potential. I am sorry but your friend are tired of telling you if he is right..

Omg! Doucheomitis picke me up in his Bentley, I fucked him, and now he won't answer! What do I do? Pat is pissed and won't talk to me!

doucheomitis by Noodle paradise July 10, 2021

Doucheitis 

Doucheitis is a disease carried by people commonly referred to as douche bags.

Did you see what DB just did Amanda? Yeah, he's suffers from doucheitis.

Doucheitis by Jesse king of doucheland June 20, 2009

Doucheritis 

When someone older acts like a douchebag, often because it is in their nature, they are entering a new phase of adulthood, or just because they have personal problems.

"What the FUCK. We leave for the CAHSEE examination, and i find out that the two days we were gone, Mr. Shapiro left EXTRA homework because he hates us sophomores."
"Dude, fuck him. He has a serious case of doucheritis"

Doucheritis by Prodigious Asian March 17, 2010