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doucheomitis 

noun.
A female who continuously rejects a great man for a number one douche. No matter what, the good man does for her, the douche keeps collecting money. She will complain about relationships, money, men, purses, jewelry, etc. The Doucheomitis will also complain about the douche bad and hold on to the real man. It's a disease and women are suffering daily. Professional help is required but not often seeked. Doucheomitis is a common undiagnosed disorder. She will see out a Douche no matter what gem is thrown in her path. Poor, poor, poor darling has potential. I am sorry but your friend are tired of telling you if he is right..
Omg! Doucheomitis picke me up in his Bentley, I fucked him, and now he won't answer! What do I do? Pat is pissed and won't talk to me!
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Doucheitis 

Doucheitis is a disease carried by people commonly referred to as douche bags.
Did you see what DB just did Amanda? Yeah, he's suffers from doucheitis.
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Doucheritis 

When someone older acts like a douchebag, often because it is in their nature, they are entering a new phase of adulthood, or just because they have personal problems.
"What the FUCK. We leave for the CAHSEE examination, and i find out that the two days we were gone, Mr. Shapiro left EXTRA homework because he hates us sophomores."
"Dude, fuck him. He has a serious case of doucheritis"
Doucheritis by Prodigious Asian March 17, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016