douchemagnet

One who finds themselves attracting pretty ugly people.

Dude, did you see that douche Rob was with? He's a total douchemagnet!

by holasenor May 07, 2008

douchemagnet

n. someone to whom douches/douchebags are drawn.

if i wasn't such a douchemagnet, i wouldn't have to put up with karen.

by superlatteboy January 28, 2010