douchemagnet

One who finds themselves attracting pretty ugly people.

Dude, did you see that douche Rob was with? He's a total douchemagnet!

douchemagnet by holasenor May 7, 2008

douchemagnet

n. someone to whom douches/douchebags are drawn.

if i wasn't such a douchemagnet, i wouldn't have to put up with karen.

douchemagnet by superlatteboy January 28, 2010

Douchebagner 

a real dick, prick, asshole, and all around unpleasant person.

The dude known as "Douche Bagner" is called that because he's such a douchebagner.

Douchebagner by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Douchebagnterry

Definition When someone is permanently angry and mad over every little thing

Negative

Douchebagnterry makes you negative about everything even if it’s positive

Douchebagnterry by Dr. Bob November 4, 2019

douchebagette 

Simply put: a female douche bag

Dude, your mom is a douchebagette for not letting us build a tree fort

douchebagette by whatsupguy May 28, 2010

douchebaguette 

A female with the personality traits of a douchbag; they are convinced that they are the leaders of the uber-hip and ultra-cool, when in reality they are obnoxious, boorish and barely tolerated. Thinking they display edgy fashion sense, they're more likely to look like a reject from Jersey Shore.

Jane: Who's the obnoxious chick with the orange spray tan and way too much makeup who's flirting with every guy here?

Liz: I don't know, but she looks like a total douchebaguette!

douchebaguette by Cat D May 13, 2012