douchebagget

I.The female version of the vernacular douchebag. One who portrays or acts in a feminine manner but who should still be included in the family of douche.

II. An all together higher level of Doucheness entirely.
III. A Hateful nickname for your French friend.

Wait...Joe stole your girlfriend and then made out with your mom...What a douchebagget!

Look at all these old guys at Hooters bringing in little kids to get boob time, what a bunch of douchebaggets...

douchebagget by cuntcommando December 29, 2010

douchebaggery 

The greatest word of all time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. For one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors:

- the wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards
- using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style
- wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should've died in the 1980s with parachute pants
- the sideways peace sign gesture
- overdone pursing of the lips
- too many visits to the tanning salon
- pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos
- following trends for the sake of fitting in (see "goatee")
- adding "The" or the suffix "-ster" to one's name, as in "The Rickster"

See Guido or perhaps frat boy for more. Essentially, "douchebaggery" is one of those things as easily understood by definition as it is by one's demonstrations of it.

At least guys with mullets can cut their hair, but there seems to be no cure for the douchebaggery exhibited by frat boys overcompensating for their small members.

douchebaggery by wheezer04041966 April 13, 2008

Rampant Douchebaggery 

When a person, who may or may not be a douchebag, commits several obnoxious actions that would make them seem as if they were on a douchebag rampage.

For instance, this person could all of a sudden pull out a pair of aviators, twist their cap backwards, chug a beer and attempt to crush the can on their forehead, then pump up some really loud bass beats and begin to fist pump.
Also, these people could simply be considered assholes and/or attention whores, who will go on a rampage by verbally annoying everyone around them if they are not being paid attention to, saying stupid things like "Yeah bro", "Yo, none of these broads are good enough for me", or "That's why everybody loves me man".

This makes everyone around this person want to inflict serious bodily harm to them, especially to their genitals, so that they cannot foul the earth with another little shit like themselves.

Person 1:"Oh my God, did you see that guy start fist-pumping at the bar after he chugged that beer? He almost knocked his stupid visor off his head-and how can he even see? He's wearing sunglasses indoors!"
Person 2:"Yeah I saw him..he's commiting an act of Rampant Douchebaggery right now. Just ignore him-these attention whores will calm down when they see everybody hates them."

Rampant Douchebaggery by MonMon de BonBon July 25, 2010

DOUCHEBAGGERY 

The act of being, and the official language of the douchebag. Douchebags can be recognized by their Ed Hardy attire, spiky over-gelled hair, spray-on tans, brostaches, failure to wear a shirt over their wife beater, and their strange vernacular. Use of words abbreviated like "legit" (legitimate) "ridic" (ridiculous) "jelly" (jealous, mostly used by the female species of douchebag) and most importantly YOLO (a word too douchey to to even define). They often refer to others of their kind as broski, and end their sentences with "yo".For them, dancing to songs like "gangnam style" and Ii'm sexy and I know it" is serious business, as they seem to believe they have "moves like Jagger". Often found in Jersey, douchebags are to be avoided at all cost. If, however, one finds themself unavoidably interacting with a douchebag it is recommended you use long words and DO NOT look directly at them. Prolonged exposure to douchebags has been known to cause douchebaggery in others. Run, fast and far, from a douchebag.

conversation spoken in douchebaggery

mike--hey broski, wanna hit the bar tonight? i heard the bitches are gonna be legit ridic down there tonight yo (rubs fake-tanned arms) and i am looking FRESH (checks out roided muscles in nearby window)

brad--yeah, brah, i can't wait to get my grind on some skanks. (he checks out roided muscles in nearby window) damn i'm swoled up yo, it's wife beater time for sure tonight yo.

tj--YOLO bros!!!

mike, brad & tj--YOLO!!!

DOUCHEBAGGERY by the stank pit January 12, 2013

Douchebageddon 

An event or place with a large number of douchebags doing douchebag things.

Yaletown is full of arrogant, obnoxious start-up companies, it's a douchebageddon.

Douchebageddon by DarthPaul April 21, 2015

College Douchebaggery 

An extreme form of douchebaggery found at the college level observable to older students.

Also know as the "hip" college crowed put through college on their parents dime.

Usually clad in jerseys, backward caps, or spiked hair.

Loud and generally act with no regard to their fellow students, as they have no other other reason for a higher education other then it being the "right" thing to do.

I'm tired of being surrounded by college douchebaggery all day long.

College Douchebaggery by jm396 April 28, 2010

Douchebagery 

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.

Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.

Douchebagery by Zack November 25, 2004