one who is douchely in nature
also can mean the philosophy of being a douche, derivative of heidegger's "Dasein"
can be used as a monnicker and/or insult
also can mean the philosophy of being a douche, derivative of heidegger's "Dasein"
can be used as a monnicker and/or insult
by Andrew December 23, 2003
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Dad: Son that was John Edwards, he's a Doucheyne, The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
Dad: Son that was John Edwards, he's a Doucheyne, The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
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by DanoNYC January 13, 2010
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Get the Douchenigger mug.a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.
Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.
sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
by pendergastastic September 7, 2010
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To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.
May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.
Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.
(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.
May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.
Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.
(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"
We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"
We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
by Agent Blue February 18, 2015
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