douched on

verb: to assert yourself on top of another in the douchiest way possible, by any means necessary.

Dude, Hunter totally douched on Dylan the other day.

by yo_unice August 22, 2011

douched out on the ice

Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.

Ron: Yo man, where ya been?
Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.

by Telephony December 6, 2011

Matt, the blond douche on TMZ

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.

TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."

by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010

douche on the loose

A douche bag roaming free and unattached looking for his next victim.

Ansley finally broke up with her boyfriend. Now he's a douche on the loose.

by gasummer09 May 30, 2009

douche canoe on the lazy river

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.

RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015

Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.

My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.

by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015

heavy on the douche

This person has exceeding normal levels of douchiness and gone to the upper limits of douchedom. This person is almost laughable because of the extreme amounts of doucheocity he or she displays.

Guys with balls hanging from his truck is hevay on the douche. People with personalized license plates are heavy on the douche. Guys who wear gold chains are heavy on the douche.

by Anti Douchite April 24, 2011