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douchecaster 

Noun: - a political talking head who no longer casts forth news, only douchebaggery.
"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."
douchecaster by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009

douchemaster 

one who most readily demonstrates himself as master of douches

October 2004: Alex Rodriguez, NY YANKEES
"F&^%N A-ROD! What a douchemaster."
douchemaster by Grampa foam May 13, 2005

douchecast 

A portmanteau of "douche" and "broadcast" that describes the act of talking about things the douchecaster thinks makes them sound awesome, so loudly that they are overheard by everyone nearby.
"I wanted to get some reading done on the bus, but this guy in front of me was douchecasting his opinions about the local music scene so loudly that I couldn't concentrate".
douchecast by Weaselpanties February 3, 2017

anal douchecase 

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.
I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"
anal douchecase by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012

douchecast 

When an actor/actress is cast for the same type of role over and over and is almost always the douchiest character.
I'm so tired of seeing Matthew McConaughey play the same character in every romantic comedy, that guy has been douchecast!
douchecast by bronzeon78 July 15, 2009

Douchewaste 

One without worth or relevance.
That politician who got caught yet again in a sex scandal is such a douchewaste.
Douchewaste by Jayflux September 2, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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