Ongie's definitions

Douche Cadet

A particular type of douchebag who boldly goes where no other douche has dared to go before... Finding new and irritating ways of being a total tool and douche.

This phrase was coined by Jared Ongie.

"That scenester who's always playing shitty Saves the Day covers is a douche cadet."

by Ongie July 6, 2006

Tony Thaxton

Drummer for pop-punk band Motion City Soundtrack.
He's known for his love of Star Wars and his affection for Ben Folds.

"Tony Thaxton is fucking amazing."

by Ongie July 6, 2006