Definitions by Ongie

Tony Thaxton 

Drummer for pop-punk band Motion City Soundtrack.
He's known for his love of Star Wars and his affection for Ben Folds.

"Tony Thaxton is fucking amazing."

Tony Thaxton by Ongie July 6, 2006

Douche Cadet 

A particular type of douchebag who boldly goes where no other douche has dared to go before... Finding new and irritating ways of being a total tool and douche.

This phrase was coined by Jared Ongie.

"That scenester who's always playing shitty Saves the Day covers is a douche cadet."

Douche Cadet by Ongie July 6, 2006