Douchbagness

1. The quality or state of being a douchbag.
2. Greasy; dirty; lame.

Quote from the Red Carpet - 81st Annual Academy Awards (Hollywood, CA)
"That Ryan Secrest is exhibiting some major Douchbagness tonight. I wonder who he's wearing?" 02/22/2009

by Tbaer February 23, 2009

Douchbag

Please see Kevin Federline

You see that greasy, dirty, no-talent loser over there? The one with a filthy wifebeater who looks like he just fell out of a trailer home and thinks he can rap? That guy is a douchbag.

by BM2006 January 25, 2006

Douchbag

Inevitably, it's always the next guy to date your ex-girlfriend.

"You dumped me for this?!, Where'd you dig up that Douchbag?!"

by Andy Y January 19, 2006

douchbag

individual that excessively cares about appearance or tries too hard

That Tim is such a douchbag with his pull ups

by the upstairs neighbour April 13, 2010

douchbag

Someone who can't spell douchebag

Johnny is such a douchbag for not knowing how to spell douchebag

by soak23 February 23, 2009

Douchbag

Another way of telling off someone that they're a damn fool or just a plain idiot. Just another little word for when you're right infront of the teacher and you fon't wanna swear. We use "douchbag"

Yo you're acting like such a douchbag! Go home already like goosh, no one cares about you!

by Monique E. December 24, 2006

Douchbag

the true defination referrs to a bag in which contains vaginal discharge

The girl gushed her vaginal discharge into a douchbag...

by Richard July 10, 2003