Douchbagness

1. The quality or state of being a douchbag.
2. Greasy; dirty; lame.

Quote from the Red Carpet - 81st Annual Academy Awards (Hollywood, CA)
"That Ryan Secrest is exhibiting some major Douchbagness tonight. I wonder who he's wearing?" 02/22/2009

by Tbaer February 23, 2009

douchbaganese

The act of speaking in a manner that represents a douchebag.

Douchebag - "Hey friend, check out my new 325i, hold on got take this call on my bluetooth."
Friend - "Sorry "friend" I don't speak douchbaganese."

by ZorroDave September 13, 2006

douchebaginess

The actions exemplified by a huge fucking douche.

"connor, you just addded a ppoint to the douchebaginess"

by wilssonn March 24, 2010

douchebagness

denotes the quality or state of being a douchebag.

He has an air of douchebagness about him.

by Sabrianna February 22, 2010

Douchbaginess

the state of being an extreme douchebag aka aron feltaman

his extreme douchbaginess alienated him from just about everybody

by lalalalalaaaa February 22, 2008

douchebagnese

Speaking in the language of a douchebag!

When a man tells you that he would love to have you sleep over tonight, but please make yourself scarce when his DATE comes over in the morning. "We wouldn't want her uncomfortable, now would we?"

Man, Nick has been talking douchebagnese all week!

by Angel kisses July 23, 2009

Douchbaggers

A person who's body movements makes you think he has assburgers, but you find out he's just a douchebag who flails his arms around and his eyes going both ways.

" hey Kyle, don't make fun of that guy, he's got douchbaggers".

by Jrodjerkins March 14, 2017