douchbaganese

The act of speaking in a manner that represents a douchebag.

Douchebag - "Hey friend, check out my new 325i, hold on got take this call on my bluetooth."
Friend - "Sorry "friend" I don't speak douchbaganese."

douchbaganese by ZorroDave September 13, 2006

Douchbagness 

1. The quality or state of being a douchbag.
2. Greasy; dirty; lame.

Quote from the Red Carpet - 81st Annual Academy Awards (Hollywood, CA)
"That Ryan Secrest is exhibiting some major Douchbagness tonight. I wonder who he's wearing?" 02/22/2009

Douchbagness by Tbaer February 23, 2009

Douchbaginess

the state of being an extreme douchebag aka aron feltaman

his extreme douchbaginess alienated him from just about everybody

Douchbaginess by lalalalalaaaa February 22, 2008

douchebagnese 

Speaking in the language of a douchebag!

When a man tells you that he would love to have you sleep over tonight, but please make yourself scarce when his DATE comes over in the morning. "We wouldn't want her uncomfortable, now would we?"

Man, Nick has been talking douchebagnese all week!

douchebagnese by Angel kisses July 23, 2009