douche-box

a combination of the insults "douche-bag" and "tool"

Fred, stop being such a douche-box!

by Gabrielle December 24, 2003

Douche-box

A shit-box car (usually owned by a teenager that just got their licence) that has had needlessly loud, expensive and fast modifications added to it people who drive around in these cars are generally douchebags who think buying a loud ass V8 engine for a used 2008 Toyota will make them look cool and is a good use of their part-time savings (spoiler alert, it's not).

Thomas: what the hell is that loud sound? Is that a sports car?

Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.

by Dr Doot January 29, 2024

Douche Box

Used to describe a person that is extremely annoying. Stronger term than douche bag.

You've just been upgraded to a douche box, because a bag can't hold all your douche.

by Corny poops December 22, 2008

douche box

A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.

People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.

by Red Forman January 11, 2009

douche box

an area containing 3 or more douche bags thus making it a douche box

so we went to that kegger last night and i swear there was a douche box in every corner of the room

by iamthedylanator June 15, 2011

Douche Box

The female form of a "douche bag".

Man, that girl is being a huge douche box

by Strykers 14 September 7, 2013

douche box

Similar to a douche bag, a box of douches

Man, John Tesh sure is a major douche box.

by Pete! June 15, 2003