douche twat
One have the characteristics of both a douche and a twat. Specifically being whore-like and permiscuous, as well as pompous and idiotic.
douche twat by Jet Lej August 19, 2006
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douche douche twat twat
The words that fit perfectly into the song that plays during the Mario Party 7 level with the rocketship.
Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.
Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.
Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.
Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.
douche douche twat twat by Awesome mc Awesome-son June 11, 2006
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Douche my twat
This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".
John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!
Douche my twat by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016
Twat Doucher
One whom douches their twat. More of a derogitory word towards one whom doesn't realistically douche their twat, but is made fun of because they act like they have a twat to douche.
A twat doucher can be used in the literal sense as well. All females are twat douchers.
A twat doucher can be used in the literal sense as well. All females are twat douchers.
Twat Doucher by Never odd or eveN April 8, 2011
Douchetatt
A douchetatt is a tattoo of a tribal or overly masculine extraction,that an accused douchebag will flaunt in order to impress women.Usually found on the arm or back, similar in nature to a trampstamp.
Douchetatt by OutAndAboutSF February 22, 2009
Douchewater
Jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up...this can be useful if you want to grow man boobs or get a higher voice.
Douchewater by austen p August 20, 2006
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