douche twat

One have the characteristics of both a douche and a twat. Specifically being whore-like and permiscuous, as well as pompous and idiotic.

Colin was acting like such a douche twat when he slept with that skanky asian.

by Jet Lej August 19, 2006

douche douche twat twat

The words that fit perfectly into the song that plays during the Mario Party 7 level with the rocketship.

Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.

Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.

Everybody sing along!

Douche douche twat twat ...

by Awesome mc Awesome-son June 11, 2006

Douche my twat

This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".

John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!

by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016

Twat Doucher

One whom douches their twat. More of a derogitory word towards one whom doesn't realistically douche their twat, but is made fun of because they act like they have a twat to douche.

A twat doucher can be used in the literal sense as well. All females are twat douchers.

Hes acting like such a twat doucher right now. What a bitch.

You smell dirty, douche your twat.

by Never odd or eveN April 8, 2011

Douchetatt

A douchetatt is a tattoo of a tribal or overly masculine extraction,that an accused douchebag will flaunt in order to impress women.Usually found on the arm or back, similar in nature to a trampstamp.

"I've seen that douchetatt on like, a million guys arms. God, he is such a loser."

by OutAndAboutSF February 22, 2009

Douchetwat

A total waste of space, incompitant inept idiot. like douche but worse. People whose mere presence drains your IQ.

Gaaawwwddd! That guys is such a douchetwat. I should kick his ass for making us all dumber for listening to him.

by Oxman85 February 1, 2007

Douchewater

Jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up...this can be useful if you want to grow man boobs or get a higher voice.

"Did you see jon drink that gallon of douchewater...he downed it like a pro"

by austen p August 20, 2006