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Douchetastrophe 

A douchebag of catastrophic proportions.
Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?

Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.
Douchetastrophe by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019

Douchefactor

A very minor dealer in the Automag paintball realm, which takes his overall worth to said realm, overly seriously. He tends to cause lots of E-hate and E-drama as his general dickishness always raises it`s ugly head no matter the e-realm.

Frequently in the E-company of other known nuttswingers/sychopants Sack, Fencerider and Ass-tach. Usually Douchefactor holds court with his toadies in a large hot tub full of Ky-jelly, at the Second rate motel.
Douchefactor is starting another forum because he cannot stand non nutswingers to be happy and content.
Douchefactor by Irish Evil. December 21, 2009

douchernator 

one who has dedicated their life to eviscerating and exterminating known douchebags, often times doing so with hurtful words or slanderous remarks.
Alex is a real douchernator, the way he made fun of those douchebags was legendary to say the least.
douchernator by pendergastastic September 9, 2010

doucheatron 

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.
Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron
doucheatron by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

Douchetatt 

A douchetatt is a tattoo of a tribal or overly masculine extraction,that an accused douchebag will flaunt in order to impress women.Usually found on the arm or back, similar in nature to a trampstamp.
"I've seen that douchetatt on like, a million guys arms. God, he is such a loser."
Douchetatt by OutAndAboutSF February 22, 2009

Doucheanator 

A douchebag so effective in its practices he seems like a sentient robot sent back in time to do one thing....be the ultimate douche.
YOU have to be the biggest Doucheanator that ever lived.
Doucheanator by NSTS55 March 11, 2009