douche raft

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW

I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.

by bob h boberson June 21, 2008

Douchecraftcarrier

1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.

"He's not even a douchewagon...he's a Douchecraftcarrier!"

by spunkygizmo August 21, 2008

douchecraft

n. The practice of douchery. Engagement in any practices confirming the participant's status as a douche.

Usurpation of the Monroe Doctrine is total douchecraft.

by All Seeing Eye September 9, 2004

doucheraptor

A cunning hunter who is a master of killing prey with douchebaggery. A master of douchebaggery.

Person 1: That guy just screwed me out of money for no reason.

Person 2: What a doucheraptor.

by Riorozen December 30, 2013

Douchecraft carrier

An escalation of the douche canoe

dude you're such a douchecraft carrier

by ICBPenguin February 14, 2017

doucheraft

A person that Isn't worthy of the hefty title of 'douche canoe'

Tom: You're a douche canoe!
Jack: No. You're not worthy enough to use that, you doucheraft!

by George97 November 13, 2013