douche berry 

A remnant of one’s cleansing practice of a highly intimate nature. More specifically, an insult to spew at someone else in order to induce a momentary lapse in judgment whilst he or she contemplates the meaning, so that you may kick him or her in the box or berries and run like hell.

Bob: Oh yeah, while why don't you suck my nads, you sopping douche berry!
Big Ben: I'll kick you--what the hell did you ++AHH, you kicked me in the jewels, you freakin' twat bunny!!!+++
Bob: ::runs like hell::

douche berry by Lady Shinigami November 14, 2005

douche berry 

somewhere between a douche bag and a dingle berry

-Your a douche berry
-Did you just say douche berry
- i guess i did

douche berry by the dinglebag April 24, 2010

Dingle Berry Douche Bag

A shit Faced person who doesn't know what they are talking about

That dudes a real dingle berry douche bag

Dingle Berry Douche Bag by holaamigos56 March 30, 2009

douche-Barry-B

to jack off in a room full of people, without anyone else knowing.

did u hear how John douche-barry-b'd at that party? he knows how to jack it.

douche-Barry-B by my name is tan May 26, 2011

Doucheberry

Something equivalent to the utter grotesqueness of when douche juice seeps down the vagina and drips from a dingleberry.

Samantha "Man, Chase is such a doucheberry, I leave for thirty minutes and he fucks that hoe!"
Kevin "Yea, Total doucheberry to the max."

Doucheberry by samzi August 26, 2013

douscheberry pie

(n.) One acting so ridiculous he is no longer merely a dousche, but a dousche of a much higher degree.

He stole my hat, so I told him he was a douscheberry pie.

douscheberry pie by Missa Britt August 23, 2006

Wild Doucheberry

Often seen roaming the grounds of the local Starbucks or other pseudo-social environment, the wild doucheberry wears outrageously stupid outfits and believes he commands the adoration of all in the vicinity... while in reality he lives in a sad world of self aggrandizement and false superiority.

Wild doucheberry, three-o'clock... check out those knee socks, loafers and board shorts. Where in the world does that guy get all of that confidence?

Wild Doucheberry by CallItAsISeeIt May 19, 2017