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A handy phrase meaning that the insult of being called a stupid arsehole, or (an alternative interpretation) an asinine fool, can be doubled and can be reflected back to whence it came in a way that turns a totally uncalled for insult flung at its intended target back upon its perpetrator, possibly also in a way not fully understood by its vulgarian receiver, he not being up on such things as witty retorts, or such logical insinuations as this phrase supposedly represents. However, if no other rebuffs spring to mind, in a pinch it does the job nicely.

Watch what you say to me, you double-dumbass, as I wasn’t even talking to you, I was talking to myself!

double-dumbass by Zamboozee May 17, 2011

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Double dumbass on you!

A plain,classic Star Trek phrase,delivered by the one and only Captain Kirk to a cab driver in one of the Original Series feature films.

Cab driver: Watch where you're going, you dumbass!
Captain Kirk: Double dumbass on you!

Double dumbass on you! by ChameleonAce01 June 29, 2010

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Double Dipped Dumbass

Someone who is not satisfied being merely stupid, but doubles down on it. To do two stupid things in a row.

"Did you hear about that double dipped dumbass in Florida that filmed himself driving like an idiot, causes a four-car pileup, gets injured, and while in the hospital posts the video, which the police use to arrest him?"

Double Dipped Dumbass by word burgler May 8, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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