double hander

To sneeze in both hands.
Even more disgusting when said person doesn't wash their hands.

Johnny just sneezed in his hands and didn't wash them.
Ewww, gross. A double hander?
Yep, a double hander.

by Match O March 9, 2007

emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000

during intercourse, a participant can immediately leave the situation by just pushing his hands off the pelvic area and flip away. this will give god power to the applicant and will get him a free taco at Walmart. this godly being will also have an extremely long penis

Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.

by ice_o’deuce_chill_drin December 19, 2018

double hanger disaster

What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.

1. Buy more hangers.

2. Buy more closets.

3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.

Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.

by whyyesidorandomlybuyguitars September 5, 2009

Double Handed Swan

An intricate masturbation technique used to achieve maximum stimulation and a mind blowing orgasm.

"When you were gone I totally pulled off the double handed swan." - Harry
"Awww man thats gross." - Vinay
"Yeah but it felt great." - Harry

by The.Party.Brigade November 18, 2009

gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69

When ur name is Gunna#2255 on discord.

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by Gunna_Capalot May 19, 2021

double-handed rub

double-handed rub:

- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself

Background:

- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.

Ex.1

Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.

Ex.2

Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.

by GlennyJ December 10, 2013

super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo

This is truly a speciality, if you get this, you are truly lucky. While sucking a pp, the person sucking will use an ancient motion done as a combination of both hands and the mouth creating a vacuum seal, this will make you cum instantly. The person can then proceed to deepthroat turning both hands slightly in antagonistic motions, this works on everyone. Important note: If you bite during the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, you will ruin it, do not bite.

Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.

by icewallow_come October 2, 2020