double break 

The act of taking a coffee break twice the length its supposed to be. Commonly done by slackers, or stupid people.

I take 30 mins breaks at IGA, thus i am double breakn it

double break by C Unit December 9, 2004

Double breakup

When someone, after breaking up with you but promising that the two of you will stay friends, breaks contact completely and decides they no longer want to even be friends.

The double breakup goes something like this.

Mikey: "Hey I don't want to be in a relationship with you anymore, but I care about you and I want to be friends."

Not long after....

Mikey: "I don't want to be friends anymore, either."

Double breakup by Psammead6 May 27, 2013

double breakfast 

Two breakfasts, completely independent of each other, the second being eaten immediately after the first. Not to be confused with a large breakfast.

Steve: Phil, why do you have two separate plates with eggs and bacon on them?
Phil: I'm having a double breakfast, Steve.
Steve: So you're having an basically exceptionally large breakfast?
Phil: No. It's two separate breakfasts. Breakfast, period, breakfast.

double breakfast by Paul Neiland May 24, 2008

double breakfast 

An Italian way to express joy about something, usually not joyful things.

If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

double breakfast by gingiacringia October 17, 2021

Breakdown-Double-Pre 

When you and your bro plan on double teaming a nice young lady but then you both can’t get it up cuz you’re too coked out.

Me and Luke we’re gonna Eiffel Tower this broad last night but then it turned out to be a Breakdown-Double-Pre.

Breakdown-Double-Pre by Stanley The Steamer January 29, 2018