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Dosey is a word to describe someone who is a bit slow in the head and who doesn't know whats going on in life. Dosey people are usually off with the butterflies. A close word to dosey would be "TAPPED" because dosey people always have some "tappedness in a jar" in them.

Imagine you saying something to you friend and them not responding to you. Now that is doseyness!!!
Thomas: Tonkin why are you so tapped today?
Tonkin: "doesn't reply"
Andrew: You're off with the dosey butterflies today Tonkin aren't you!
Tonkin: no u
Dosey by TaPpEd ToNkIn November 21, 2018
Related Words
dosqy • Dossy • dosey • doshy • Dosty • dosay • dosayl • dosdy • dosey-dozing • dosly
Setting high expectations yet leaving much to be desired. Full of self-proclaimed greatness that is never met. Overhyped, yet disappointing.
1. All the marketing makes this dossy beer seem great, but it's all watered down.

2. This dossy software is expensive, so I thought it would be good, but it crashes all the time.

3. He's the dossiest guy I know. He always makes promises to do great things and never gets anything done.
dossy by CrazyNater June 10, 2008
Flight attendant - Fasten your seatbeats we are about to drop the doshy or if someone drops a fat dub in poker he dropped the doshy.
Doshy by Mazzzzza July 14, 2019

dosey-dozing 

A fitful night's sleep where you toss and turn all night.
i had so much on my mind, i kept dosey-dozing all night.
dosey-dozing by rossmart January 11, 2008
Jerking a cock in a circular motion.
A girl grabs an erect cock and jerks it around circular that is a dosy-doe.
dosy-doe by dosydoe January 23, 2014
To feel hatred/violence towards people and inanimate objects.
Adam: I hate her so much, she annoys the crap out of me.

Casey: Well, aren't we feeling Dosty today.
Dosty by Flute4 September 10, 2011
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