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Anne Desilva Sawatzky
Anne means a hoe, her only goal in life is to play guys and fuck them at Ajax Costco. Anne means weak . Girls with the name Anne usually want to fight , but loose every fight . If your name is Anne you suck boys dicks and cant fight.
Alyssa: Did you see Anne nose? It looks like she uses all her fingers at once.
Nicole: Hahaha yes! it’s fugly just like her face. Makeup doesn’t help her either. She looks like a snake. Don’t get me started on her black nasty ugly gums.
Alyssa: I know right! I don’t know how she can walk around with that.
Alyssa: do you know Anne husband cheats on her? He writes love notes for the other woman on UD.
Nicole: yea everyone knows and talking about it. He’s been doing it since high school to 2022. She deserves it. LMAO
Alyssa: did you hear about Anne husband and the other woman he’s known since high school?
Nicole: Everyone knows. They say he’s crazy for this other woman.
Alyssa: do you know Anne has a twin?
Nicole: omg Anne is so fugly. Is her twin fugly like Anne?
Alyssa: I agree Anne is fugly and dumb, but her twin is prettier.
Alyssa: did you see Anne wedding pictures?
Nicole: yea, it was gross, why didn’t she at least shave her underarms. It’s hairy dark and gross.
Alyssa: Did hear the about Anne wedding?
Nicole: yea everyone’s talking about it. Her husband was drunk as a skunk, I heard there’s another woman, he called her on the wedding day. They talked for a while, he was crying throughout the conversation.
Alyssa: Did you see Anne nose? It looks like she uses all her fingers at once.
Nicole: Hahaha yes! it’s fugly just like her face. Makeup doesn’t help her either. She looks like a snake. Don’t get me started on her black nasty ugly gums.
Alyssa: I know right! I don’t know how she can walk around with that.
Alyssa: do you know Anne husband cheats on her? He writes love notes for the other woman on UD.
Nicole: yea everyone knows and talking about it. He’s been doing it since high school to 2022. She deserves it. LMAO
Alyssa: did you hear about Anne husband and the other woman he’s known since high school?
Nicole: Everyone knows. They say he’s crazy for this other woman.
Alyssa: do you know Anne has a twin?
Nicole: omg Anne is so fugly. Is her twin fugly like Anne?
Alyssa: I agree Anne is fugly and dumb, but her twin is prettier.
Alyssa: did you see Anne wedding pictures?
Nicole: yea, it was gross, why didn’t she at least shave her underarms. It’s hairy dark and gross.
Alyssa: Did hear the about Anne wedding?
Nicole: yea everyone’s talking about it. Her husband was drunk as a skunk, I heard there’s another woman, he called her on the wedding day. They talked for a while, he was crying throughout the conversation.
Anne Desilva Sawatzky means stupid ass bitch cannot fight her own battles. Blames her anxiety for everything
Anne Desilva Sawatzky by Theotherwoman17 April 16, 2022
Dosie-don't
This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!
Dosie-don't by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 6, 2016
Dosie-don't
This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!
Dosie-don't by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 6, 2016
Captain Disillusion
Captain Disillusion is the alias of a video skeptic who breaks down viral film and video into cinematic components for analysis.
Captain Disillusion has a YouTube channel where he presents many viral videos with debunking evidence.
Captain Disillusion by The Red October May 14, 2009
dosia
that was some sticky dosia
Desilividation
the feeling you get when you casually realize that 30 Jabbas are watching you at all times. (Rooting from the word Desilijic, Jabba the Hutt’s cartel, and vid, the Latin root for “see”)
Luke: Hey Han, what’s wrong buddy?
Han: Man, I had this intense feeling of desilividation and got anxious
Han: Man, I had this intense feeling of desilividation and got anxious
Desilividation by Jabba Desilijic Tiure June 19, 2018
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