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Dark Dorrito

A vagina with a extreme case of gonorrhea, that expels a dark black liquid from the crusty cysts and boils around the vaginal slit. Making the crusty cysts looks like a brown/blackish potato chip.
"I picked this girl up from the bar and took her back to my place. We were about to fuck, but when i pulled her panties back she had a Dark Dorrito
Dark Dorrito by trighappee February 23, 2011

dorritos day 

the third wednesday of every month when the welfare office gives out dorritos to poor mexicans
this keeps mexicans from stealing happy meals and happy
dorritos day by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Dorrito damage 

To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.
OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!

Beans on my Dorrito Bag 

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.
"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"
Dorrit: A person who loves to have a brutal and millitant session with mates, like 4 day benders! Named after the great Lauren Dorrit Gallagher!
'God I have been off on one at the moment. I have been such a Dorrit'.

'She is such a Dorrit'
Dorrit by Dorditt May 28, 2009
An awesome step-mother who leads with a firm, yet kind, style of guidance that leads to well-raised well-adjusted young adults. Often found in a hospital or teaching environment, or with a microphone in her hand singing karaoke.
Do you know that Dorrita Mullins? She is one helluva gal! - Johnny Kennon
Dorrita by jdizzlegrastizzle February 3, 2010