dorkmeister

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An annoying person. Someone constantly doing dork things.

That Scott is a real dorkdorkmeister.

dorkmeister by Scott'smom November 12, 2017

Words you can keep

Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER

Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.

Dickmeister by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

dorkmaster

In gamer circles, the person who coordinates and runs a gaming session. The dorkmaster is responsible for securing the equipment, knowing and teaching the rules of the game, resolving any issues or disputes, and generally keeping the game flowing; like a dungeon master, but not D&D-specific.

Frank was a terrible dorkmaster; he didn't know how to set up the board and we spent half the game watching him look up rules.

dorkmaster by milesmason777 September 30, 2008

kruder and dorfmeister

wicked drum'n'bass duo that can only be appreciated properly through contemporary dance

one of their best songs- speechless.

kruder and dorfmeister by Rosella February 16, 2005

Dockmiester

Being a total and complete bad ass

Working at the PAC as a dockmiester

Dockmiester by golfinjoe24 May 29, 2009

doobmeister

a joint.
with marijuana in it

yo dude i just smoked a doobmeister.
take a hit of this doobmeister

doobmeister by wecamewithbrokenchunks August 5, 2009

drekmeister

'drek' from the yiddish word shit
'meister' for someone who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of.

Cody G:I am the drekmeister

drekmeister by skjfbskdjfsdf May 10, 2005

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026