Dockmiester
Dockmiester by golfinjoe24 May 29, 2009
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Dickmeister
Penelope:
That guy's a complete dick
Simon:
No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER
Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.
That guy's a complete dick
Simon:
No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER
Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.
Dickmeister by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010
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dorkmeister by Scott'smom November 12, 2017
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Bob remembers that Steve made a joke about him the other day and sees Steve has a bottle of pop and Dickmeister's the pop (Steve takes a drink) (Bob laughs and yells out Dickmeister!)
dickmeister by Brett Shaefer June 11, 2008
Dickmeister
A person regarded as skilled or prominent in slinging dong. Dickmeisters are known for getting their way into (and out of) any given situation by using their good looks and charm
“Didn’t Michael just get back from vacation this morning, how’s he out drinking right now?”
“You know him - always dickmeistering!”
“You know him - always dickmeistering!”
Dickmeister by Jsmink May 23, 2022
Dockmaster
Dockmaster by Jim Sominsummthin May 21, 2011
Dickmister
A guy with a rather large cock. Name are about gage,lynch,or rather a dakota sometimes these dickmister are the most biggest cocks in the world. never stand in line when you hot or you'll feel a buring in your legs. These are the true cock master, and can never be gay no mader how hard you want them to be.
Yo did you hear about marry?
Yeah she woke up with her legs rips apart like a dickmister!
Must have blacked out when gage got her.
or could have been dakota.
Yeah she woke up with her legs rips apart like a dickmister!
Must have blacked out when gage got her.
or could have been dakota.
Dickmister by 12Gman22 July 15, 2010
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