Dockmiester

Being a total and complete bad ass

Working at the PAC as a dockmiester

by golfinjoe24 May 29, 2009

Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER

Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.

by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

dorkmeister

An annoying person. Someone constantly doing dork things.

That Scott is a real dorkdorkmeister.

by Scott'smom November 12, 2017

dickmeister

The act of rubbing YOUR MALE genitles on someone elses property for your own enjoyment or revenge.

Bob remembers that Steve made a joke about him the other day and sees Steve has a bottle of pop and Dickmeister's the pop (Steve takes a drink) (Bob laughs and yells out Dickmeister!)

by Brett Shaefer June 11, 2008

Dickmeister

A person regarded as skilled or prominent in slinging dong. Dickmeisters are known for getting their way into (and out of) any given situation by using their good looks and charm

“Didn’t Michael just get back from vacation this morning, how’s he out drinking right now?”
“You know him - always dickmeistering!”

by Jsmink May 23, 2022

Dockmaster

The owner of a Dockyard or the most popular dockman, generally chosen every 4 years

I think ill dock with the dockmatser today
Did you know Charlie Sheen is a dockmaster?

by Jim Sominsummthin May 21, 2011

Dickmister

A guy with a rather large cock. Name are about gage,lynch,or rather a dakota sometimes these dickmister are the most biggest cocks in the world. never stand in line when you hot or you'll feel a buring in your legs. These are the true cock master, and can never be gay no mader how hard you want them to be.

Yo did you hear about marry?

Yeah she woke up with her legs rips apart like a dickmister!

Must have blacked out when gage got her.

or could have been dakota.

by 12Gman22 July 15, 2010