Dockmiester

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Being a total and complete bad ass

Working at the PAC as a dockmiester

Dockmiester by golfinjoe24 May 29, 2009

Words you can keep

Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER

Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.

Dickmeister by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

Related Words

Dockmiester • dickmeister • Dickmister • Dockmaster • dorkmeister

dorkmeister

An annoying person. Someone constantly doing dork things.

That Scott is a real dorkdorkmeister.

dorkmeister by Scott'smom November 12, 2017

dickmeister

The act of rubbing YOUR MALE genitles on someone elses property for your own enjoyment or revenge.

Bob remembers that Steve made a joke about him the other day and sees Steve has a bottle of pop and Dickmeister's the pop (Steve takes a drink) (Bob laughs and yells out Dickmeister!)

dickmeister by Brett Shaefer June 11, 2008

Dickmeister

A person regarded as skilled or prominent in slinging dong. Dickmeisters are known for getting their way into (and out of) any given situation by using their good looks and charm

“Didn’t Michael just get back from vacation this morning, how’s he out drinking right now?”
“You know him - always dickmeistering!”

Dickmeister by Jsmink May 23, 2022

Dockmaster

The owner of a Dockyard or the most popular dockman, generally chosen every 4 years

I think ill dock with the dockmatser today
Did you know Charlie Sheen is a dockmaster?

Dockmaster by Jim Sominsummthin May 21, 2011

Dickmister

A guy with a rather large cock. Name are about gage,lynch,or rather a dakota sometimes these dickmister are the most biggest cocks in the world. never stand in line when you hot or you'll feel a buring in your legs. These are the true cock master, and can never be gay no mader how hard you want them to be.

Yo did you hear about marry?

Yeah she woke up with her legs rips apart like a dickmister!

Must have blacked out when gage got her.

or could have been dakota.

Dickmister by 12Gman22 July 15, 2010

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026