Donktard 

Comination of donk and tard. Usually used in poker, it is primarily aimed to give added emphasis to the degree of how inept a player's skill set is. Likewise, it can also be expanded to the realm of daily life to critique whenever a person does something that, for lack of a better phrase, is utterly and completely stupid.

For Poker: Wow, four people push all-in preflop in a $75 tourney and he called with 2 3 offsuit? What a donktard.

For life: She drove off from the pump with the nozzle still in the car and the fuel cap on her hood? What a donktard.

Donktard by The Poker Professor August 29, 2008

Donktard 

A very large and clumsy, not too bright dork who wears his coveralls so far up into his crotch that it looks like he's trying to strangle his man-mooseknuckle..

My God! Look at that man-mooseknuckle! That guy is such a donktard!

Donktard by Brian Casperson December 9, 2008

dorktard

a person thet is a retard and a total freakin' dork at the same time

person who looks up "dorktard" on urban dictionary.com

dorktard by charlie williams December 6, 2003

DONKTAR 

Its when a Centaur has sex with a Donkey. The half breed becomes a DONKTAR. DONKTAR can be used when comparing large people with small brains.

Hey look at that DONKTAR! He looks like a jackass.

DONKTAR by TheVIN September 3, 2005

DunkTard

A moron who works at the Dunkin Donuts drive-through, who will screw up your order every time.

Hey, that DunkTard forgot to give me my bagel!

DunkTard by Lt. Buzzkill January 6, 2008

Dontard 

Someone who is easily taken advantage of because they believe conmen over common sense

My dontard uncle believes anything Trump says. He wouldn't know the truth if it slapped him across the face.

Dontard by Davezilla July 6, 2019

Dontard 

Someone who combines senility and total ineptitude, not even trying, periodically repeating what others just said in order to appear relevant, and sucking up to your boss who keeps you around precisely because you're such a feckless stooge.

1: My boss was all up in my shit today because he has no idea what's going on and can't do anything himself.

2: Dontard

Dontard by peeps007 October 22, 2013