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dorkatard 

a reference to a less than popular person, who also unintentionally does very stupid things.
That guy is a real dorkatard!
dorkatard by Br33zE February 23, 2009
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El donkatorus 

To call someone a God or Goddess of Awesomeness
Mike: Did you go to Franks Killer party last night?

Larry: Yeah man! Hes the El donkatorus!

Donkatorus 

Meaning without El is showing of doing or having something God like which can be awesome depending on who you are
Mike: Kevin's party sucked

Frank: Dude watch your mouth, hes a donkatorus now because of that party...

Mike: Opps my bad
Its when a Centaur has sex with a Donkey. The half breed becomes a DONKTAR. DONKTAR can be used when comparing large people with small brains.
Hey look at that DONKTAR! He looks like a jackass.
DONKTAR by TheVIN September 3, 2005

Donktard 

Comination of donk and tard. Usually used in poker, it is primarily aimed to give added emphasis to the degree of how inept a player's skill set is. Likewise, it can also be expanded to the realm of daily life to critique whenever a person does something that, for lack of a better phrase, is utterly and completely stupid.
For Poker: Wow, four people push all-in preflop in a $75 tourney and he called with 2 3 offsuit? What a donktard.

For life: She drove off from the pump with the nozzle still in the car and the fuel cap on her hood? What a donktard.
Donktard by The Poker Professor August 29, 2008

Donktard 

A very large and clumsy, not too bright dork who wears his coveralls so far up into his crotch that it looks like he's trying to strangle his man-mooseknuckle..
My God! Look at that man-mooseknuckle! That guy is such a donktard!
Donktard by Brian Casperson December 9, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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