(n): A drink brewed by drinking a few cups of coffee on an empty stomach, then procuring the frothy mixture out of one's ass into a suitable container. Best served with milk, sugar, and a touch of corn (preferably creamed).
"Dude, I can't wait for tomorrow morning's dumpachino. I've been fasting all week and just downed half a can each of creamed corn and, my personal favorite, refried beans."
Derachinoullis Nevarlious is a disorder that affects the brain sending impulses to dislikerandompeople for no reason, regardless of what they did.
"Wow, that girl really hates you, and you didnt even do anything wrong!"
"Really? I think she might have DN!"
"What the fuck is DN?"
"Derachinoullis Nevarlious. It makes people dislike other people for no reason!"
"Wow, now I know now."
A variant of Neuromania where dopamine becomes the master explanatory key for all human behavior, thought, and feeling. Dopaminomania holds that political orientation, religious belief, artistic taste, and even philosophical positions can be reduced to individual differences in dopamine receptor density or tonic/phasic release. It is common in evolutionary psychology and “neuro‑libertarian” circles. Critics argue it is a secular replacement for demonology: instead of evil spirits, we have dopamine imbalances. It also ignores that dopamine's role is highly context‑dependent and that correlation does not imply causation.
Dopaminomania Example: “The dopaminomaniac claimed that ‘conservatives have more dopamine receptors,’ ignoring decades of political science research on socialization, material interests, and historical context. His molecule explained nothing.”