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doot doo 

A doot doo is another term used to describe the male genitalia or penis.
-"Where's sean?"
"he's at the hospital"
- "What happened?!?!?!?
"He got his Doot doo stuck in his pants zipper..."
-"Ouch Man, that shit is serious."

Wholly shit did you see the size of Sean's doot doo??...it's colossal!

doot doo by scooter_pie324 February 22, 2009
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doo doot doo doo

A word that could replace any sexual thing or action (usually used multiple times in a dialogue).
1. "Did you see that girl? Her doo doot doo doo was huge!"

"Man, I'd like to doo doot doo doo her doo doot doo doo."

2. "Aw, man I just hit myself in the doo doot doo doo! I won't be able to doo doot doo doo for a while."
doo doot doo doo by Mr. Good Hands August 29, 2009

do doo doot doot 

A form of communication forged out of a drunken chaos, initially as gibberish and over time has evolved into its own language. Can used as a means of locating another in a crowd, similar to animal callings, or to express emotions using different pitch, tone and volume, and pauses, similar to chimpanzee grunting. Can also be a greeting or salutation and a closing statement, like "Aloha." Sometimes is replaced with shorter "du duh" which has a more versatile range of expression. Both terms are interchangeable during certain exchanges, mainly opening and closing statements. Even has covert applications.
Person A: Do doo doot doot!
Person B: Du duh!!
Person A: What's up man?
Person B: Oh nothing much. Whats up with you?
Person A: Just chilling.
Person B: Cool. Lets go to the bar tonight.
Person A: Ok sounds good. Meet you there.
Person B: Do doot doot doot doot doot.
Person A: Do doot doo doot du-duh doot doot.

While at bar, Person A arrives before Person B.
Person B arrives and has no idea where Person A is located.

Person B: DO DOO DOOT DOOT!!!
Person A (at distance): DO DOO DOOT DOOT!!!
Person B: Oh there you are. Du-duh du-duh.
Person A: Let's get a beer.
Person B: Du-duh hell yeah.

Person A wants to tell Person B to check out some hot chick at the bar for his opinion, but her proximity does not allow for open conversation.

Person A: Du-duh
Person B: Du-duh?
Person A looks at hot chick: Du-duh?
Person B looks at hot chick then back at Person A: Du-duuuuuuuhhhhh!!! (nods head in approval)
do doo doot doot by Du-duh Byah August 6, 2009

Doot-da-doo 

The cardboard roll in the center of toilet paper, paper towels, wrapping paper etc.
Husband- "Don't throw away the doot-da-doo"!
Wife- "What's a doot-da-doo"?
Husband- (places paper towel roll to lips) "DOOT-DA-DOO"!!! (Smiles)
Doot-da-doo by Bigdude716 August 6, 2018

Doo doo doo bop. Do da doo. Doo doo doo doot. Doo, doo doo bo do bop 

The sound you hear when you first start playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. If you own the game you know what I mean.
Dam I've been humming that all day. Cluckety-cluck. Place your order.

Doo doo doo bop. Do doo doot. Doo, doo doo bo do bop. 

The sound you hear when you first start playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. If you own the game you know what I mean.
Dam I've been humming that all day. Cluckety-cluck. Place your order.

do doo du duh duh du doo doot 

A closing salutation meaning "goodbye, see you next time," usually spoken by two dick squids after playing a game of Halo 3.
"Aight man I'm out"
"Ok see ya later"
"do doot doo doo doo doo doot"
"do doo du duh duh du doo doot"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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