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A fairly common misspelling of the word, "douches"
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".
{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}

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1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end
dooshes by Telephony June 1, 2016
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Dooshsnozzle 

doo-sh-snoz-el
1. The more affectionate term for douche.
2. Faliure at everything. (see: jackass of all trades)
3. School/Home/Work safe slang for dipshit
1. Alex was acting like such a dooshsnozzle last night, I could'nt resist giving him a kiss.
2. Jack tries and tries, but he's still just a dooshsnozzle
3. "Dang! My teacher/mom/boss is such a dooshsnozzle I could scream!"
Dooshsnozzle by Ms. VM December 2, 2007
Related Words
one who commits dooshbaggery
Kyle: I just shat on the floor
Sean: Ur a fuckin' doosher!
doosher by Kyle Faggot December 22, 2008
Adjective used when someone is acting or behaving like a doosh, douche, dooshbag, or douchebag whichever your prefer. In essence super dumb.
Joe: Hey whats good?
Dude: Not much just chillin'.
Joe: Oh aight, so you tryna watch a movie?
Dude: Nah my eyes hurt.
Joe: You tryna drink some beer?
Dude: Nah I'm good, tryna cut back on that.
Joe: Ok.. you tryna go cruise for some ladies?
Dude: Nah I'm gonna go home cuz I gotta do a lot of stuff.
(It's friday night.)
Joe: Stop bein' dooshus, c'mon.
Dooshus by B. Hukmani June 17, 2008

dooshass 

One who has gone beyond the level of cockass.
Kevin, stop being such a dooshass.
dooshass by Bluesilver30 April 18, 2004

dooshebagel 

1. adj. a word to describe a dooshe, bitch, asshole, dick, etc. 2. n. you.
That kids a dooshebagel.
dooshebagel by DOOSHEBAGEL April 11, 2008

doochess 

1. the wife of a dooch
2. a poopy, pouty girl who says "OH NO!" and likes her men like fine wine
When the coconut fell on the doochess' head, the doochess said "OH NO!"
doochess by Bia 2 September 23, 2003
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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