dooshe 

1. The act of either covering the body of one who has been passed out with either lotion (in the shape of a penis on the stomach), baby powder, cheese, grapes, glue, or any other assorted substance that can be placed on one's inebriated and non-functional body.
2. The act of placing one's penis in a hotdog roll and covering it with relish, ketchup, mustard or other condiments used on hotdogs. This is done best after one has passed out naked.

Clark: "Look! Mike has passed out! Let us dooshe him!"
Ron: "With what shall we dooshe him?"
Clark: "I will surely secure the hotdog bun and mustard and relish! We can smear his penis with the condiments after placing it into the hotdog bun!"

dooshe by Dick Tracy December 20, 2004

Dooshe(Doosh)-Bag 

Redneck spelling version of the traditional form Douche-bag used to insult another person. Same meaning; however, with potentially more of an insult to the recipient given that it is typically wielded by a person with no higher than a 9th or 10th grade education, multiple missing teeth, and wearing greasy overalls--all, which said person wears as a badge of pride in protest to the perceived traditional version with french influence

You are a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
That guy is such a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
Fucking Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!

Dooshe(Doosh)-Bag by Hedder01 May 22, 2018

Doosh waste 

The upper echelon of being a complete douche bag. Not the useful, clean, vinegary fluid that goes in, but the useless, cottage cheesy, foul smelling mucousy substance that comes out.

That dude marcus is a fuckin tool bag. Yeah dawg, he's a total bag of doosh waste.

Doosh waste by Skidawg75 October 9, 2020

dosheg

n. (Arabic) A mattress-sized sponge used for sleeping on.

Ay, get the dosheg, my friend sleepin over!

dosheg by Gia B. March 19, 2008

doose monkey 

Most commonly a hybrid organism comprised of half moose, half donkey. After the death of his father, a moose from the Nonwath clan of Canada, then shortly after his mother, a Trishnak donkey, he left Doosemonkeyland hoping to find a herd in which to settle. The dichotomy was too much. Moose? Donkey? Which was best, and did he belong in either clan? Having been rejected in Canada by the Nonwath Moose, then in New Mexico by the Trishnak Donkeys, he fled to seclusion in upstate South Carolina. There he began a quest which led to the mudlands of Barrier Island. Sinking in the rich clay, he snorted to the sky for help, but none came. If there was a God, which species would he be? Could he love this bispecial beast? Just before his nostrils sucked in the sludge, he somehow worked himself free and clambered onto shore. Hungry, lonely, scared, he made his way to the edge of the sea. Staring at the horizon he realized he'd reached his goal. In search of truth he'd found only himself. Doose Monkey.

Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.

In the heart of Doose Monkey is Doosemonkeyland.

Holy shit, look at the doose monkey on that bitch.

doose monkey by Jereboam November 20, 2010

Doocher 

A combination of a douche and a moocher. Typically someone that is cheap and annoying.

Those guys always whine about people donating, they are such Doochers!

Doocher by Not Currently Available March 13, 2009

LIL DOOSH 

A troublemaking little skank who gets into all kinds of mischeif. Usually hyperactive and sneaky, not rare to resemble a rodent of some sort (i.e. rat, mouse, meerkat, prarie dog, ect.). A complete klutz who ruins any situation as to be sneaky.

LIL DOOSH! You ruined it.

LIL DOOSH by Jentler June 13, 2008