dooshed

Being subjected to an act considered douch bag.

Mike: Yo dude, i thought your dad was gonna leave his car for you tonight.

Tom: Nah, he ended up taking it to go golfing.

Mike: Dooshed.

by DinoSusan November 4, 2012

doosher

one who commits dooshbaggery

Kyle: I just shat on the floor
Sean: Ur a fuckin' doosher!

by Kyle Faggot December 22, 2008

doosed

confused

(pronounced dused)

Bruv i'm doosed.

can only really be used when talking about yourself.

by LondonsBurningcosimonfire March 15, 2008

dooshes

A fairly common misspelling of the word, "douches"
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".

{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}

0 reciter
1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end

by Telephony June 1, 2016

dooshebagel

1. adj. a word to describe a dooshe, bitch, asshole, dick, etc. 2. n. you.

That kids a dooshebagel.

by DOOSHEBAGEL April 11, 2008

Dooshe(Doosh)-Bag

Redneck spelling version of the traditional form Douche-bag used to insult another person. Same meaning; however, with potentially more of an insult to the recipient given that it is typically wielded by a person with no higher than a 9th or 10th grade education, multiple missing teeth, and wearing greasy overalls--all, which said person wears as a badge of pride in protest to the perceived traditional version with french influence

You are a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
That guy is such a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
Fucking Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!

by Hedder01 May 22, 2018

dooshe

1. The act of either covering the body of one who has been passed out with either lotion (in the shape of a penis on the stomach), baby powder, cheese, grapes, glue, or any other assorted substance that can be placed on one's inebriated and non-functional body.
2. The act of placing one's penis in a hotdog roll and covering it with relish, ketchup, mustard or other condiments used on hotdogs. This is done best after one has passed out naked.

Clark: "Look! Mike has passed out! Let us dooshe him!"
Ron: "With what shall we dooshe him?"
Clark: "I will surely secure the hotdog bun and mustard and relish! We can smear his penis with the condiments after placing it into the hotdog bun!"

by Dick Tracy December 20, 2004