dooplicate 

(noun) Fake poop dat you place in one or more locales to either prank someone or hide some valuable item inside said phony crap-log so dat potential light-fingered observers won't wanna look too closely to discover it.

If you wanna maintain trust and positive feelings wif your friends and colleagues, it wouldn't be such a great idea to leave dooplicates on their chair-seats!

dooplicate by QuacksO October 27, 2023

deplicate  

To render unsolvable. To make impossible to solve.

"You burned five of my puzzle pieces, why did you have to go and deplicate my puzzle like that?"

deplicate by MrCryptic December 17, 2008

Paradox Duplicate 

A duplicate created as a result of time travel. When one object travels to another time where that same object also exists, then two of the exact same object occupy the same time. The popular theory is that one of the paradox duplicates is doomed to destruction as a result of the universe attempting to correct this violation of the reality matrix of existence. More pressing is the belief that, were the duplicates to come in contact with one another, it would violate the very basic law of physics that 'no two objects can occupy the same space at the same time', and, thus, unmake the universe.

"That's why i didn't want us to meet, Fry. We're paradox duplicates. The more we stayed away from each other, the better chance we had of staying alive. I guess I was wrong...(cough)"
-Futurama: Bender's Big Score

Paradox Duplicate by Razorglove January 26, 2010

doobliate 

to make simultaneous upward and downward motions with two cupped hands facing up. objects that can be occupied by the hands include coconuts, blue berries, or any other spherical object.

I ferociously doobliated my friends coconuts.

doobliate by OH KAY ATECHUH May 25, 2009

dospicate 

To abstain from masturbation

Example 1
Person 1: You dospicating for good?
Person 2: stfu faggot

Example 2
Person 1: What happened yesterday?
Person 2: We got in a fight so I dospicated him, cut it right off
Person 1: stfu faggot

Example 3
Person 1: Didn’t you hear, he’s been dospicating for 3 years!

dospicate by TheDospicator June 11, 2018

Dumplicate 

"dump" and "duplicate" combined to mean "the same piece of shit."
A duplicate that is as bad as the original.

I asked him for a revision, but he gave me a dumplicate.

Dumplicate by stopforgetting August 20, 2014

Pooplicate 

To pooplicate is to poop two or more turds that look exactly the same. Derived from the word "duplicate."

I just got back from the toilet and I swear I just pooplicated.

Pooplicate by FragdaddyXXL June 3, 2009