dooof

An expression someone uses to imitate the sound a crash makes.

Haidar Abbas said, "I was making a left turn on my way to Mz's, didn't see the other car, and then dooof! My car is jacked up fsho."

by bluedream September 19, 2009

Vegan Doof

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.

I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.

by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017

Doofi

The plural term for Doofus; more then one stupid person in the same vicinity.

I am going to die in a baggy of water with the Three Doofi.

by ChloeJr November 16, 2010

Doof Dog

A person who is oblivious to their surroundings, typically caused by stupidity over malice.

“Look at that Doof Dog holding up the entire intersection”

by doofdog July 18, 2020

doof blast

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied

by ralph cucumber October 12, 2008

Doofenshmirtzing

Doing stuff the hard way instead of choosing the easy way to do it. Usually like doofenshmirtz from phineas and ferb does.

1.In one of the episodes in Phineas And Ferb, doofenshmirtz uproots a whole clock tower for convenient access and information of time; instead of buying a simple clock or a watch, known as Doofenshmirtzing.
2.Why are you doofenshmirtzing your work?

by dgudluru3 April 28, 2011

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

The best villain ever to exist, he can create things that are stronger than the infinity gantlet, but his plans get foiled by some blue duck beaver thing.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: do you remember Thanos?

News Reporter: no.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: exactly.

by Toast_Is_Good_Fam13 May 2, 2019