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sneakily switching sexual from vaginal sex to anal sex without concern.
Guy: Aww babe, my dick slipped out. (on purpose)
Girl: ok, well put it back in

Guy: Alright.(ill put it back in your ass)
Girl: WTF are you doing?!!
Guy: STFU and take it
Girl: AHHHHH!!!! YA DOOOPED ME!!!
Doooped by The Super Dooopers June 21, 2010
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To do something in a klutzy, forgetful, aloof, or confused manner. Act as a Doof, fail.
I went to the bank to cash my paycheck and realized I hadn't even picked up my check yet. Totally doofed it.
doofed by SB85 August 11, 2018
The Part Off Being High, Where Everything Becomes Motionless, By Smoking Large Amounts of Marijuana.
Dude...I'm So Fucking Doofed!
Doofed by AStonerXD August 6, 2011
Past (and most frequently used) tense of "doof", it is to inflict serious amounts of pain from something. Commonly used in the passive voice.
Bob just got DOOFED by that truck!
doofed by Joe Drago February 4, 2003

Doofed 'er 

1. (Past Tense) The act of a physical failure, i.e. fall, trip, crash. Especially used when biking, running, skiing, snowboarding.

2. "Doofed Her" could totally have sexual connotations as well.
1. Colin- That was a sick ride!
Thomas- Did you see me back there? I almost Doofed 'er!
Colin- Yessadahbub.

2. Dude, I Doofed that chick last night.
Doofed 'er by 1234yahooilagans October 26, 2011
to twat into a stationary object with painfull consiquences
AOUCH! i doofed into a fat bitch!
doofed by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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