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doongling 

When you tell someone when they are dawdling, or being idle or and annoying you
Stop doongling and actually get me a cup of water, I'm in the middle of the ACT!
doongling by Mochisawesome390 June 10, 2020
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Chain dangling in my face

When you’re having sex and the guy is on top with his chain dangling in your face
Man I really wish I had a chain dangling in my face rn.

Ding-Donging Around 

Verb. Occurs when an individual (usually male) is walking around his house or a locker room naked, not giving a damn that there are other people around him; occurs most often when someone calls you and you're in the middle of changing
Dude, I know the towels in this locker room are moldy, but could you please just grab one and stop ding-donging around?

Dunglingus

When you give a girl analingus after she has a bowel movement.
My girl just got done dropping a steamer, then she bent over and I gave her dunglingus.
Dunglingus by lslslslslslslsl December 26, 2008

Ghost Donging 

Ghost Donging is the act of pulling your penis out when a picture is being taken of you in the middle of friends or family. This can occur at any time of day. The best instances take place in a bar, sporting event, or family cookout.
Damn, Jimmy was successfully ghost donging in that picture at the Laker's game last night.
Ghost Donging by GhostDonging53 December 27, 2010

Dangling Farticiple 

The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.
So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...

Dude, did you fart?

Dammit....dangling farticiple.

donnalingus 

oral sex to a man performed very very well and with great skill. if you watch the music video ''bleed it out'' by linken park and see how hes working the microphone. there termy donna or donny comes from the trailer park boys movie. at one point, the senior guard, donny, tell ricky to get off the court. ricky replies'' suck it donny'' and donny replies' you suck it...more''. thats where the term comes from. and lingus means lick in latin
WOW. dat bitch gave me sum fine donnalingus...FINE donnalingus
donnalingus by cockbreathforlife August 30, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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