The process in which you have casual conversation while taking a dump. This person can be your spouse or your neighbor/anyone who can withstand the odor and not be offended. The idea is to find someone who will chill while dropping the kids at the pool.
The exterior area of a home surrounding the most commonly used entryway, typically the driveway area; A logical extension of "barnyard," "back yard" and "front yard," it is likely that this compound word grew out of a necessity to distinguish working areas from living areas. In a practice common to the region, homes were attached to barns and other out-buildings; dooryard identifies the exterior area of a home not given over to farming. A household word in the County, dooryard is seldom heard elsewhere.