dookybutter 

an unidentifiable, less than desirable simi-solid substance.

"dude, you totally have dookybutter on your apron."

or

"omg! you flicked dookybutter @ me...sick!"

dookybutter by erich cox December 5, 2007

Churning the Dooky Butter 

The action of unclogging a toilet with a plunger after having watery diarrhea

"I heard you got a job at Taco Bell?"
"Yeah its all shits and giggles until I have to start Churning the Dooky Butter"

Churning the Dooky Butter by Captain Dooky February 9, 2014