donkryder
A person who dances with a girl with a big donk or fat ass.
A person who fucks a girl with a fat ass
A person who fucks a girl with a fat ass
donkryder by David "DJ Mystify" April 11, 2008
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Donkrider
Donkrider (Yiddish Origin): A person - originally of Jewish background - who is of average or below average intelligence and physical condition, but has a disproportionally large and often warped ego. Donkriders consider themseves highly exceptional in one or multiple areas of human attributes, such as strength and intelligence. For example, some donkriders believe themselves to be highly conditioned athletes that are able to physically dominate anyone in feats of strength and endurance (akin to Bruce Lee). Or they will claim to have a very high IQ (genius level), and will attempt to portray themselves as a great philosopher and thinker; they often adopt the "thinking man" pose in order to appear more intelligent.
Boss: "How many phone calls did you answer today?"
Donkrider: "I have a very, very, very high and respected martial arts background."
Boss: "Uhh... ok, but did you meet today's quota?"
Donkrider: "I would either choke, or shatter every one of your limbs."
Boss: "What the fuck is wrong with your brain?"
Donkrider: "You couldn't possibly understand, you're just a low IQ factory worker. Even with a broken ankle, i would break every bone in your body in about... 60 seconds."
Boss: "You're 5"4 140lbs and you have arthritis, brittle bone syndrome and club foot. You're not kicking anyone's ass. I'd fire you for being such a god damn donkrider but i know you'd try and under-the-table sue me for discrimination against persons with disabilities. I hope you get stabbed in the dick."
Donkrider: "I have a very, very, very high and respected martial arts background."
Boss: "Uhh... ok, but did you meet today's quota?"
Donkrider: "I would either choke, or shatter every one of your limbs."
Boss: "What the fuck is wrong with your brain?"
Donkrider: "You couldn't possibly understand, you're just a low IQ factory worker. Even with a broken ankle, i would break every bone in your body in about... 60 seconds."
Boss: "You're 5"4 140lbs and you have arthritis, brittle bone syndrome and club foot. You're not kicking anyone's ass. I'd fire you for being such a god damn donkrider but i know you'd try and under-the-table sue me for discrimination against persons with disabilities. I hope you get stabbed in the dick."
Donkrider by Facebook Girlfriend November 6, 2012
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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