Doofish 

Adjective. Describing a moment or action that is silly, foolish, or just plain ridiculous; as a result of a lapse in judgment or common sense. Synonyms: goofy, ditzy, airheaded.

"I sent an email to my boss with the subject line 'Hey Boo' instead of 'Hey Bob'—so doofish!"

"I tried to do a backflip off the diving board, but ended up belly-flopping into the pool—definitely a doofish move."

"I wanted to impress my crush by speaking French, but instead of saying 'Je t'aime' (I love you), I said 'J'aime le fromage' (I love cheese)—tellement doofish!"

Doofish by nexzed October 6, 2024

Dogfishing 

Putting pictures on a dating website of you and a cute dog, (that is not yours) to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Its like catfishing but with dogs.

Your dog is so cute you should let me playbwith it and than we should hook up.

Thats not my dog.

Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.

Dogfishing by Dickwine October 4, 2018

Doofism 

Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz from the show Phineas and Ferb. DrDoofensmirtz is our lord and savior.

I believe in doofism, and you should too!

Doofism by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020

Dogfishing 

The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.

Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!

Dogfishing by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Dogfish Dick 

the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.

After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.

Dogfish Dick by Sister Wives January 17, 2013

Dogfish 

The opposite of a catfish. When you go out with a person you met online and they turn out to be much more attractive than thought previously.

I met this mediocre looking girl on tinder for a quick hit and she turned out to be a TOTAL dogfish. 10/10 would bang bro.

Dogfish by C—sleazy May 1, 2018

Dogfish 

When you have met someone on the internet/through a dating site and when you meet them they turn out to not actually be a dog like the snapchat filter made you think.

"Hey bro, how did the date go?"
"ahhh man, it sucked. I met her at Taco Bell and she wasn't even a dog. On the picture she sent me on Snapchat she had floppy ears and a dog nose. She totally dogfish-ed me dude"

Dogfish by Bakedhoven April 6, 2017