dont tase me bro
dont tase me bro by holly the ginger kid. October 11, 2007
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dont tase me, bro
Sheriff stops a citizen; citizen doesn't like being stopped; sheriff decides to apprehend citizen and citizen responds by saying "Dont tase me, bro."
Origine was a University of Florida student creating a disturbance during a political discussion. When security personnel tried to apprehend him, he initially tried to fight them off, and they used their Taser on him to subdue him while he was saying "don't tase me, bro". They used the Taser on him anyway.
Origine was a University of Florida student creating a disturbance during a political discussion. When security personnel tried to apprehend him, he initially tried to fight them off, and they used their Taser on him to subdue him while he was saying "don't tase me, bro". They used the Taser on him anyway.
dont tase me, bro by James Louis March 22, 2008
Don't tase me bro
Don't tase me bro by lolwutwutwut October 5, 2007
don't tase me bro
Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:
a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry
b. Engineering a scene for publicity
Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.
a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry
b. Engineering a scene for publicity
Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.
As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident
don't tase me bro by mrpotty October 3, 2007
don't tase me bro
Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)
don't tase me bro by Big Steve October 2, 2007
Don't tase me bro
Don't tase me bro by glindabatgirl October 6, 2007
Don't tase me bro!
Don't tase me bro! by Clownboat October 29, 2007
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