Donkeytwat 

1: Someone or something that is being extremely annoying, obnoxious, or uncooperative.

2: Something that doesn't go your way, that you disagree with. (the score of a game) (someone's opinion)

3: A really, really, really nasty, blown out, stinky, saggy vagina.

4: Can substitute for every/any other word used to make fun of someone or something.

1: Quit trying to run the clock out and play you donkeytwat.

2: What a donkeytwat of a game.

3: This kid is acting a real donkeytwat.

4: If you keep being a donkeytwat I'm going to go into donkeytwatswatter mode on your ass.

5: IDC, she probably has a real donkeytwat anyways.

Donkeytwat by Slickj October 16, 2011

Donkeytard 

Donkeytard: A special kind of stupid, An extra special Ass.

When Retard is not a strong enough insult.

Can be used in replacement of Retard or Donkey when describing someone displaying some real stupid behaviour.

That Donkeytard in a BMW just cut me up.

I’ll name you Donkeytard as you’re a special kind of Ass.

Donkeytard by Truant2000 April 8, 2021

Donkeytwatswatter

Someone or something that swats someone or something that is being a donkey, a twat, or a donkeytwat.

Hold my drink, I'm about to go into donkeytwatswatter mode on this donkeytwat.

Donkeytwatswatter by Slickj October 16, 2011

donkey twat 

one who acts in a twat-like manner, the adjective donkey is placed before to add the effect of a nasty yet funny twat, this can be used as a joke or to degrade a person

That bitch Hannah is such a damn DONKEY TWAT!

donkey twat by Robert Derrington October 2, 2006

donkeywaffle 

A random word that Max Hartman made up while he was high.
A belgian waffle in the shape of a horse.

"Wow, I am so high. I think I'll go on urbandictionary.com for no reason and make up a word."
"Want a donkeywaffle for breakfast?

donkeywaffle by Rix January 1, 2005

Donkeyswaffler 

Someone who slaps his penis back and forth across the face of a donkey.

Once David Cameron took his penis out of the pig's mouth he slapped a donkey in the face repeatedly with it, he's a real donkeyswaffler.

Donkeyswaffler by slopsock69 August 12, 2021

Donkeywaffle 

Donkeywaffle is a brilliant and flexible word with witch the context can be adjusted to fit nearly any situation! Donkeywaffle can be used as an interjection or as a noun, expressing suprise, dismay, or a delicious waffle-like confection in the shape of a donkey!

Oh muh donkeywaffle! That thurr's the fattest biatch ah evah did see!

Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?

Donkeywaffle by mAx May 3, 2004