Donkey tits are the mammory glands of a sloppy, thick bodied female. Generally the breasts of a swamp donkey. Donkey tits are generally the only redeeming quality of these husky heffers, and as such they will commonly be over exposed.
Guy 1: "You see that fat girl with half a shirt on"
Guy 2: "Ya, she needs to cover those donkey tits"
Guy 1: "Was that a swamp donkey? I just saw a set of donkey titties"
Guy 2: I donno, I didnt see her, all i heard was "HEE HAWW HEE HAWW"
Guy 2: "Ya, she needs to cover those donkey tits"
Guy 1: "Was that a swamp donkey? I just saw a set of donkey titties"
Guy 2: I donno, I didnt see her, all i heard was "HEE HAWW HEE HAWW"
by JackMeHoffHard March 15, 2010
by Alex Jeji June 19, 2003
A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct passages. The only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing Sudoku so that everyone else may pass.
"Damn it, there's a tits-donkey up ahead. Now what?" Said Bill.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.
by Sekai March 12, 2012
by Sunat February 2, 2017