donkey munch 

An elaboration on the sexual maneuvre of Donkey Punch involving another girl who is having oral sex performed on her by the victim of the donkey punch. The donkey punch should be forcefull enough to get a vaguely amusing reaction out of the "munched" (oral receiving) partner.

To add to the donkey aspect, stick a carrot in somewhere. Why not, you twisted people.

Upset girl: That bastard punched her in the back of the head while she was going down on me!

Compassionate friend: Hah! You got donkey munched!

donkey munch by Chilv July 21, 2006

Cock Munching Donkey Fucker 

Plain and Simple, A Cock munching Donkey Fucker.
It's an Insult to yell, or scream, at someone when you want to make ends meet. this will shut the other person up and you will have piece and quiet.

"Shut your face you Cock Munching Donkey Fucker!"

Cock Munching Donkey Fucker by Undead13 December 18, 2009

Donkeypunch 

A action used during "doggy-style" anal-sexual intercourse. When a man's penis is in a man or woman's asshole, the man shouts "Donkeypunch!" and when the man/woman turns around he punches him/her in the face causing his/her asshole to tighten making the sexual experiance a lot better for the man Donkeypunching his partner.

"Oh yeah, fuck my asshole baby."
"Donkeypunch!"
"Huh?" *Turns head around*
*!$#%DONKEYPUNCH*

Donkeypunch by Donkeypuncher5000 June 21, 2006

Ultimate Donkeypunch

A variation on the donkey punch in which, instead of merely striking the receiver, the dominant party snaps their neck 180 degrees, severing the spinal cord and causing death spasms -- with the added bonus that, mid-orgasm, they get to see the life fade from their partner's eyes.

So I ultimate donkeypunched her, but it's not necrophilia -- I pulled out before she went limp.

Ultimate Donkeypunch by Bob's subconscious June 1, 2010

donkeypunch 

When ya cuttin up someone in the booty, ya punch them in the back of the dome, and their whole body tightens up and ya get a better orgasm.

Christina needed a raise so she let her boss donkeypunch her.

donkeypunch by Check 'n Hoes June 21, 2006

donkeypunch 

The term used for the violent blow given to the lower torso of a female while doing the wheelbarrowing walk around the room during sexual inntercourse. The blow causes the female to squeeze her vaginal muscles thus creating a pleasant milking sensation for the now ejaculating male partner.

I administered a donkeypunch to my Ho last night, what a feelin!

donkeypunch by jaz June 21, 2006

donkeypunch 

when a person is hunching another person in the asshole and the huncher gives the hunched a punch on the neck causing the hunched to tighten the anal for a more sensational experience

it wouldnt be the same without a donkeypunch

donkeypunch by KicKaK June 21, 2006