jaz's definitions

Jizz Nizzer

Someone who randomly squirts cum as they walk.

"Did you just see him flip me off? Man, he is such a jizz nizzer?"

by Jaz April 16, 2005

bouldering-monkeys

rasclarts climbing on rocks with no quimming equipment

by jaz November 7, 2003

Susie Wong

A name for marijuana

man i smoked so much susie last night that i forgot my own name

by Jaz May 13, 2005

rusty trombone

The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

flute

A long and slender penis with a tapered end resembling a flute.

His flute failed to play a melody.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

pinch

The act of prolonging a bowell movement by flexing the sphincter muscle. Sometimes the pinch is not administered in time which leads to a head of feces protruding resembling a turltes head; making an unpleasant mark in the undergarments and resulting in a foul odor.

I had to leave the party because of a bad pinch.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

beaver helmet

The soft pink skin that covers and protects the clitoris. During full arousal the beaver helmet retracts to expose the clitoris.

I pushed back her beaver helmet to lick her clit.

by jaz October 19, 2004