dongtag

Playing tag with your dong

Hey bob want to play dongtag?

by msizzle81 March 1, 2017

dogtag on dogtag

Slang for sexual relations between soldiers. This can also mean any kind of romantic relationship, as well, provided that both partners are in the military (and of opposite sexes, in accordance with the laws of the UCMJ).

"D's dating another medic... man, that guy is really into dogtag on dogtag action."

by Calculated_Risk047 April 29, 2009

Dongtacular

adj. Dreadful beyond the definition of any synonymous word. Literally the worst possible possible adjective that could applied to something. Coined by Darach McGarrigle of Cracked.com, it will be appearing in the Oxford English Dictionary in 2013.

The web video "I'm on a Couch" is absolutely dongtacular!

by Erk Da Clerk May 27, 2009

Dongtastic

exactly like fantastic but more sexual

"thats freaking dongtastic mate.."
how fucking dontastic..

by Bexiwex June 9, 2009

dongag

Gagging on a male's reproductive organ becuase of a yearning to consume. Hey shit happens especially when it's too big..hence a dongag.

Steph: Hasn't it ever happened to you?
Jess: What?...A Dongag?
Steph: yeah when it's happening you can't say the two words seperately!

by ScrabbleMaster March 21, 2005

Dongbag

Slang term for condom, a device used when pulling questionable ass.

"Say Mary, should I pick up a box of dongbags so we can knock boots later?"

by rxshawn December 30, 2007

dogtag

A thin, metallic, oval-like-shaped plate used as a form of identification on various aspects (like name, DOB, blood type, etc), worn with a chain (like a necklace), usually by infantry.
The true purpose of the dogtag is to be able to easily identify the corpse of a soldier. The dogtags are usually rested into the mouth of a soldier, sometimes even shoved up their teeth.

"Up their teeth? Ouch....I know they're dead, but still."
-me

PS : my dogtag reads:

GROSS
DAVID
AN ARMY OF ONE
JUNE 14, 1775
U.S. ARMY

Cool huh? I got it for free by sending something into the army. ^_^

by Dave February 22, 2004