2 definitions by Erk Da Clerk

n.

1. Anything in opposition to a person's current actions.

2. An excuse to abandon a conversation.

3. A crude way of expressing the need to do other things.
Bekah: Hey, would you like to go to the park and perhaps sign some paperwork solidifying our friendship?
Vega: Nah, I got some elseshit to take care of.
by Erk Da Clerk November 8, 2010
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adj. Dreadful beyond the definition of any synonymous word. Literally the worst possible possible adjective that could applied to something. Coined by Darach McGarrigle of Cracked.com, it will be appearing in the Oxford English Dictionary in 2013.
The web video "I'm on a Couch" is absolutely dongtacular!
by Erk Da Clerk May 28, 2009
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